Saturday 18 September 2010

I'll 'third world' country your Pope-mobile, you li'l VATIFAN FAIL!

Ohai :)
IM PISSHED OFF TBH!
so don't cheese me off... unless you has actual cheese, 'cos then I'll eat it, OBVIOUSLY!!!
He's back for more.
Y'know, the old bitch with the paedophile smile...
THE PAEDOPHILIC, ORANGEFAILURE, PEICEOSHIT, ELEPHANTPUBICHAIR!
Yes, the P.O.P.E ¬¬
grr.
He thinks he can come and storm into 'MY' country (emphasis on the 'My' 'cos I iz obvs full white and shizz) and say shit like 'we are a third world country?'
Well I will have words will the freckle failure which will include a larrrge BITCH SLAP and a mouth full o' Crunchy nut clusters TBH ACTUASLLY !!
Humf.
BUTCHEEKS, on a good note, I has had a great day today :D:D
Epiclly funny with amazing people <3
Loves them ^^
I make the most of my weekends these days, 'cos school is so much harder now :/
It shmucks ¬¬
but yeah, thanks for reading yoooo !!! (Appletits) and yerrrrrrrr, BYBANANAS!
Oh, and it IS normal to find goose hairs in ones mouth.
Peace and Murder <3
Catfish.

Saturday 4 September 2010

Mr Spider... STAY OUT MY LIFE!!

Ohai :)
I has school in a day... which make me cry >.<
AND EAT CHILDREN. 
Lol Bran :P
but chyeah, work.
Summer's been pretty mc'shitsterh, but atleast I has aweshome friends 8D
the six weeks enjoy going so fast, which to me is a DOUCHETAKE
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Highlights of summer = 
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Brushing teeth........
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Chocolate cake
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CARAMEL THUNDER..
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Lols yeah.
So yaaa, year eleven doesn't sound that bad IGNOMINIOUSLY 
an I will probably fail my GCSE's DISCREDITABLY 
and the teachers will probably rape me IMMOVEABLLY
>.<
O yeahs, I nearly died today :)
Peace and Murder
Catfish <3