Ohai fellow blogers :D Catfish herrrreeee
O to the M to the GEEEE !!
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I havent posted in ages D:
SOO MUCH has actually happened !!
J.K. - unless you enjoy debates about the amount of sugar in sunny D o.o
Oooooh, I saw good ol' Hazza Potter last Fridayyyy :D
It was pretty magnificent, although Dobby dies (sozz guys)  ;)
TBH the pringles I were eating were pretty tasty <3
ALSO,
I'm beginning to write another novel, currently named 'Society' :D
Pretty twisted actually, although the the idea is certainly Stephen King influenced..
it's funny 'cos I actually hardly ever read, unless it's the back of some twinkies ;D (they dont sell those in Tesco tbh)
butchyeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, life's been pretty sweet, dare I say it... but I'd be nothing without some people :)
Peace and murderkjbkWAIT !!
I forgot to mention C/H/R/I/S/T/M/A/S !
.. yeah, I'm never organised, and perhaps this year will tell different :)
better now XD
Peace + Murder
Catfish :D

Sweedish Vampz 4TW !!

Oh, hai again :)
I cba'd to update my blog in over a month?? D:
I know.. miss me?
No!? - racist.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH HAS HAPPENEDDDD !!!
Lol jk I'm a student ¬¬
Well, I've been out and about with some mates and I went to Camden a few shards ago !
I bought a jumper and a sex toy... o.O ..  hey!, It had a smiley face on it and it said 'vibrate me, I'm homeless' :')
Daisy's Face and Daisy's dog ..
...
:)
Ignore that.
OMG HALLOWEEEEEEEN IN ...                           24 x
                                                                        6 =
                                                                       144
:S sozzle, I be shit at maths.
I don't even know what to do, although I may be going expo and shiz xD
I saw a film last night about a Swedish vampire and vaginas .. sure was interesting.
Oh wells, the protagonist is H.A.W.T sooo, everyone's a winner babeh, dats no liee (8)
Teehee, my life's been boring tbh, how have you been?
Wait, who am I talking to? :S
fuck it, you listen to my life so you must be aweshome.
I think I want to learn Swedish actually, and go to a ghetto and confuse every black person ^-^
but for now, I'm good residing next to a graveyard (L)
Blerujgbjfdvkh, I'm just blabbering on now  !
I shall try and make my blogs more frequent from this day, so you're not getting away from me that easy :)
I'm off
Peace and Murder
Catfish x

I'll 'third world' country your Pope-mobile, you li'l VATIFAN FAIL!

Ohai :)
IM PISSHED OFF TBH!
so don't cheese me off... unless you has actual cheese, 'cos then I'll eat it, OBVIOUSLY!!!
He's back for more.
Y'know, the old bitch with the paedophile smile...
THE PAEDOPHILIC, ORANGEFAILURE, PEICEOSHIT, ELEPHANTPUBICHAIR!
Yes, the P.O.P.E ¬¬
grr.
He thinks he can come and storm into 'MY' country (emphasis on the 'My' 'cos I iz obvs full white and shizz) and say shit like 'we are a third world country?'
Well I will have words will the freckle failure which will include a larrrge BITCH SLAP and a mouth full o' Crunchy nut clusters TBH ACTUASLLY !!
Humf.
BUTCHEEKS, on a good note, I has had a great day today :D:D
Epiclly funny with amazing people <3
Loves them ^^
I make the most of my weekends these days, 'cos school is so much harder now :/
It shmucks ¬¬
but yeah, thanks for reading yoooo !!! (Appletits) and yerrrrrrrr, BYBANANAS!
Oh, and it IS normal to find goose hairs in ones mouth.
Peace and Murder <3
Catfish.

Mr Spider... STAY OUT MY LIFE!!

Ohai :)

I has school in a day... which make me cry >.<

AND EAT CHILDREN. 

Lol Bran :P

but chyeah, work.

Summer's been pretty mc'shitsterh, but atleast I has aweshome friends 8D

the six weeks enjoy going so fast, which to me is a DOUCHETAKE

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Highlights of summer = 

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Brushing teeth........

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Chocolate cake

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CARAMEL THUNDER..

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Lols yeah.

So yaaa, year eleven doesn't sound that bad IGNOMINIOUSLY 

an I will probably fail my GCSE's DISCREDITABLY 

and the teachers will probably rape me IMMOVEABLLY

>.<

O yeahs, I nearly died today :)

Peace and Murder

Catfish <3

Hai dee hooo

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- 1,000 eyes..

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Annoyed eyes?

well, 11 days, 3 hours, 12 minutes, 34 seconds and 22 mili seconds 

until..

SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!! D:

Oh oven chips, has the summer gone so fast

Highlight has been eating.. AND I DO DAT SHIZ ANYWAYS D:

Poo.

I have tons of coursework

better crack on?

CRACK ON YOUR ASS TBH BIZATCH !!

ME AINT DOOIN' NO WORK OF THE C VARIETY!

but still,

11 days.. I am NOT going to waste it !

Tonight, I will plan out everything I am hoping to do in the last days we have.

and therefore, will have no more than 3 hours of boredom atleast =D

unless when I'm sleeping.

Depends on the dream terr berr herr..

OH YA!

I have discorverd a new fetish for Batteries ^^

I LOVE 'EM! PROBLEM!?

Methinks I'm staring to go insane

better go milk something

NO NOT A BREAST YOU CHEEKY ICKLE TING!

whats the use, no one is reading this mcshizz o.O

except chuck norries OBVS

anyway, bye.

Peace and Murder

Catfish x

A whole new world (8)

OHHHH HAIII DERRRR!
My first blog acc =D
So play nice..
..
please?
CABBAGE POTATOPATCH
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saffee.. o.O
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it be SUMMMMERRRRRR!!!!,
but it has been slightly boring, and it's like HALF WAY THROUGH ALREADY!!
D'arn Spoons..
fork ya nana...
..
@:D-/-l
I was sorta bored, so I decided t make one of these thingss..
don't even know how to work them
ohhhhhh, line writing tool 
SNAZZY
BUTTT YEAHH :D
Lol, but cheeks.
I have the most awesomest friends ever and shizz :D
and I think that concludes my FIRST EVER BLOGGGGG
Peace and murder
Catfish.